All the men with freckles.
All the men with long silken beards.
All the men who died much too young.
All the men who read literary fiction in bed.
All the men who have some kind of skull tattoo.
All the men who have a big nasty scar somewhere.
All the men who have never kissed another man on the lips.
All the men who spend more money than they earn.
All the men who are kind to strangers in need.
All the men who wear blue jeans to weddings.
All the men who usually drink too much beer.
All the men with a new idea for a start-up.
All the men who wash dishes for a living.
All the men who enjoy growing violets.
All the men with too much work to do.
All the men with lower back pain.
All the men with vaginas.
All the men with guns.
All the men.